May 2013
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ennuiii:
tbh if the coalition win the election in september I’m out
I’ll be on a plane to france before anyone utters the phrase “prime minister abbott” on national television
emotionally-scientific:
Running out of clothes to wear and fucks to give: an autobiography
Everytime i think ‘finally’ about something, i also mentally start singing FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND I JUST CANNOT HIDE IT
I got a filing cabinet and It’s strange how happy that makes me because they’re so expensive and I wanted a white one on wheels to fit under my desk and I couldn’t find any at and shops or online and then dad got one from work for free and its so perfect and it even locks.
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A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
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ugh I have errands to run tomorrow but lyk dont want to go everywhere alone I hate shopping by my self because theres no one to diffuse my awkwardness like yesterday i tripped up the steps at uni but i had no friends to laugh about it with so it was 100* more awkward and embarassing
harrystears:
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
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once I convinced my brother that blutack was gum and he started chewing it
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If you make a bit of a cock..uhhh… bit of a mistake…
– biology lecturer
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so if I were going to commit a murder I would sew a onesie from 1000 different scraps of material because then when they go ‘oh a fibre lets see what clothing piece it’s from’ they would never find me through that
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I’ve been trying to write more prose and poetry so i’m not shocked by my lack of inspiration if I do creative writing and it’s just not working everything I write is so cliche and shit
offthecoastandheadednowhere:
One day I will not be in love with the boy who’s in love with someone else.
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...
– (via victorielle)